Hornswoggle Vs The Great Khali

 

Since being revealed as Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate offspring last September on Raw, li’l  Hornswoggle has been delighting our fans big-time with his un-McMahon-like shenanigans. His antics could be cut short at Survivor Series, though.

As a result of the WWE Chairman’s ever-sadistic “tough love” philosophy, the littlest member of the McMahon clan must come face-to … knee with the largest athlete in sports-entertainment, the 7-foot-3, 420-pound Great Khali.

The Punjabi colossus has been on a fuse much shorter than even Hornswoggle himself, ever since he lost the World Heavywieght Championship to Batista at Unforgiven. In fact, his destructive anger and rampaging aggression seems to grow with each passing week –unfortunately for the leprechaunic McMahon, who has been trying to prove his worth to his father since finding out which family tree he fell from. The former Cruiserweight Champion of the World will need a power far greater than the luck of the Irish if he hopes to escape Survivor Series with all of his little limbs in their proper places.

At Survivor Series, our fans may well be treated to a first: Seeing The Great Khali apply his dreaded Vise Grip on poor Hornswoggle – with only one hand. If he even hopes to avoid the behemoth’s titantic paws, the pint-sized pugilist better keep his head up – way, way up – and figure out a way to survive this incredibly lopsided encounter of “might vs. mite.” Can Hornswoggle overcome the gigantic challenge his caring father has put before him? Or will The Great Khali’s biggest dilemma at Survivor Series be to keep checking under his size 18EEEE boot, to see if he has literally squashed the vertically challenged grape seeded by Mr. McMahon’s “grapefruits”?Be sure to catch Survivor Series, live on pay-per-view, on Sunday Nov. 18 at 8/7CT to find out.

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